Yes, it is true. And just in the nick of time. Christmas is right around the corner, and now, you can give the gift of MMM. Not MMM exactly, but something from MMM. It is a small book, with pictures and not a lot of words
"Failed Family Mottos" is the perfect gift for someone that you don't want to spend a lot of money on, but still make them feel special. It is a full-color gift book filled with things to make you smile and wince. Often simultaneously.
Buy BEFORE December 1st, and I will make sure it is in your hands by December 10th - just in time to hide it, and forget where you put it until the day after Christmas. AND you can get a personalized, signed copy with a heartfelt "shout-out" to you, or your loved one.
Purchase AFTER December 1st, and you'll be taking your chances because the first print run is small.
The price? $7.95. A pittance, really.
A small price to pay for joy and happiness. (And you might enjoy it too.)
Shipping and handling: $2.50, for up to 5 books, Then $5.00 for 6 and up. International? Dunn yet - email me.
Still not convinced? Here are actual Failed Family Mottos from the book "Failed Family Mottos". Some of you are thinking, "I'm going to try and find his old post that had some of these." But alas, it is no longer there. I wasn't born yesterday, and I understand there is something about free cows and milk and the dairy industry and book publishing.
But here is a handful of free samples. Please do not "Pin" these. Thanks!
How could you possibly go wrong?!
Order today at MMM Marketplace
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