I was told this is a true story. I so hope it is.
A young boy walked up the aisle to the pulpit as his father, the Bishop, beamed proudly. The counselor pulled the stool out for the child to be visible to the congregation as he bore his testimony.
The boy shared a sweet testimony, and expressed his gratitude for his family and then said,
"Our family is a lot happier now that we have stopped using the "F" word and the "S" word."
He closed his testimony and returned to his seat. The aghast congregation watched as the red-faced bishop stepped up to the pulpit, raised the microphone and explained,
"Just to be clear, in our home, the "S" word is "Stupid" and the "F" word is "Fart."
The Bishop returned to his seat, and the testimony meeting continued.
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