Help me! Help me, me please!
I am about to throw away many things I hold dear...oh no! I'm losing it!
To be more specific, I am referring to 3 specific things:
1) Political Neutrality
Yes, I confess, I'm voting for Romney. I'll bet you are stunned. I am sorry to disappoint 15% of you. This will be the only time I ever mention politics, if you promise not to reach back in time and inform us that James E. Faust was a Democrat.
Here is my take on a possible Romney presidency.
I figure that having a Mormon in the White House will be a lot like when you went shopping at the mall with your parents: You are glad they are there to handle the money, but you are deathly afraid they will do something embarrassing.
Go Mitt! That's it. My political stand. Let's move on.
2) An Olive Branch to the Twi-hards
I have been mocking Twilight fans since I began my blog. I have found it very easy and enjoyable, and I will repent as soon as BD2 has been released and run its course. I apologize for past and future offenses. Mostly because of...
3) My first Giveaway
You've gotta be kidding! I vowed that I would never have a giveaway. As Justin Bieber would say, "Never say never." I think the change of heart came about from a nearly constant exposure to lethal doses of Mormon Mommy Blogs.
Here are the rules:
1) Comment, or Facebook, or Twitter your name and email address to me.
2) One entry per person.
3) Giveaway closes on Friday morning, August 31, 2012.
4) Winner will be chosen using http://www.random.org/
5) No hate mail, please.
Here is the prize:
Ha! Yes, it IS awesome!
Now don't go deleting your "followship" if you don't like
c) My Giveaway
d) My Store (I warned you I was losing my mind. Note to self: No more blog posts late at night!)
One more thing - you can buy the shirt at my giant store. Yes, with this shirt I have doubled the selection of products at the MMM Marketplace. If you want a shirt, hurry - election is coming fast - click here: T-Shirt Link.
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