Maybe you noticed, maybe not. Last night I was bored and was messing around with the masthead on my blog. I felt the Handcart Man needed to be brought into the present, so I made some minor adjustments.
One of the results of the change is that a few more members of the company were revealed. These two:
As I added the speech bubble for the Handcart Man, I began wondering what the other two might be saying behind his back - literally - not necessarily snarkily.
So I figured that I should ask my esteemed readers for their thoughts on the matter, for I know you to be witty, wise and extremely attractive. Please comment with what you think they are saying. There are no limits to length because I don't have room to really put them up. Let's see what you can do.
Woman: I don't understand why you make me wear this black bag over my head. How does it benefit me?
Man: Honey, it ain't fer yer benefit.
See how easy that was? Give it your best shot and have a happy Friday!