It turns out that the illustrious blog commenter known as "Tall Girl Running" has some inside scoop and has been able to secure a sneak peak of what the men will be hearing this Saturday at Priesthood Conference:
(Just as I suspected - thanks TGR!)
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Be hop a candy now totally makes sense. Autocorrect was spot on.
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
ReplyDeleteStill cracking yourself up, I see?
ReplyDeleteYep. I do this to keep myself entertained until I'm up for parole again.
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ReplyDeleteI'm slow. Can't figure out the auto-corrected message.
ReplyDeleteI do love this, though.
But forget Me Nots are the perfect flower for men, considering all of the things they forget. Like forgetting to put the fabric softner sheets in the the dryer even though I have pointed out, for twenty five years and running, that I don't like to have my clothes clinging to me like some sort of paranormal creature that's trying to suck all the blood out of my body.
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
Janette Rallison
Janette: I don't understand the point you are trying to make:
ReplyDeleteIs it that you have been forcing your husband to dry your clothes for 25 years and yet you still complain about softener sheets?
Or is it that if clothes cling to you and show your form, you look like a paranormal creature? Please clarify.
Too funny.
ReplyDeleteThere was at least one guy in the room where we were watching the RS broadcast. Right after Elder Uchtdorf said he likes the sky blue color of the forget-me-nots, I overheard a man's voice whispering, "Flying!"
@Arwen-that is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSo, I pulled a few strings and was able to secure a sneak preview of the message to be given at the Priesthood Session this weekend.
ReplyDeleteHow come we never get a sneak preview from you MMM? I think Tall Girl Running must just be a little more important. Jealous much?!
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'Just man up already" was my fave. Very funny!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha oh why doesn't TGR blog anymore? That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant as always! Come link up if you'd like!
ReplyDeletehttp://beinglds.blogspot.com/2011/09/general-conference-fhe.html
I have to agree with Janette, (and not just because she is my sister) about the flower and the dryer sheets! To say nothing about forgetting to change the washcloth in the kitchen!
ReplyDeleteOK, I am amused!
ReplyDeleteHahaha - thank you for the good laugh! :-D
ReplyDeleteBwahaha-that was awesome!
ReplyDelete(Anon/M) "Just man up, already!" What I've been aching to say for ages. But it will sound better coming out of President Uchtdorf's mouth. Awesome insight, TGR!
ReplyDeleteYou know they make an excellent form of fabric softener now called the dryer bar. Soooo worth getting! Great post!
ReplyDeleteTee-hee-hee-hee! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI have to say Janette has a lovely form; and when the hubby pitches in, she has more time to write novels containing exceedingly funny prose beloved by YA girls and older ladies alike, which leads to over 1 million books sold.
ReplyDeleteHi, Janette!
Ohhhhh, my, that was funny. You so totally rock!
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