1. First name: Dieter
2. Flies jets.
3. Escaped from East Germany at 11 years old. With his Mom. On foot.
4. Gives consistently awesome talks in General Conference. Take your pick.
5. Ridiculously great hair.
6. Self-deprecating sense of humor.
7. Can read the list of callings and releases without butchering all the names.
8. Awesome German accent. (Sometimes sounds like Hans Gruber)
9. Is an Apostle of the Lord Jesus Christ.
10. Used to look like this:
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