My Eternal Companion (EC) and I were on the road today. As I was zooming down the freeway at about 80mph, It occurred to me that I needed to check my email. So I did.
I had only hit one or two of the bumps on the side of my lane when the following conversation resulted:
EC: You are really scaring me the way you are driving!
Me: Geez! Then close your eyes and don't watch.
- It was quickly brought to my attention that this was not the correct response.