On Monday this ancient Mayan Relic was sold at a Paris auction for 4.1 million dollars.
$4,100,000.00
Then they figured out is was a fake. Cuss!
Next time I am going to instruct my 3rd Grader to be more careful in art class, and make sure the sandals are period specific. I thought he knew that the Mayans didn't use leg straps. That was the Nephites. Duh!
He's excited because if he gets it right I'll pay him $10. If I can sell just two of these babies, less taxes and tithing, then I'll be set for life.
Also: If you don't understand the Mike Brady reference, then I am very, very sorry for you.
I would think the flower would have been the first clue! That just doesn't say Mayan to me..
ReplyDeleteMintifresh: That is exactly the response one would expect from the untrained eye. As it turns out, the ancient Mayans were unbelievers, and kinda sissy. All it took was a couple of Spanish Conquistadores with a head cold, and boom - genocide!
ReplyDeleteThey were also such an unbelieving people that they wouldn't take their ancient herbal Zicam at first sign of cold or flu.