I went to an Open House for a young man who is leaving on a mission this week. (You know - the exact kind of Open House that the General Handbook of Instructions explicitly asks us not to have - and we all pretend that it doesn't really say that. Don't believe me? Ask your Bishop.)
Anyway, this Elder is heading off to Germany, and we were talking about languages. (I speak a few) While we were talking, it occurred to me that my entire knowledge of the German language came from watching reruns of "Hogan's Heroes."
I also remember a time when Hogan, Schultz and Klink looked old.